DSi safety advice

DSi safety advice

Nintendo's latest handheld, the DSi was released over in Japan on November the 1st. A time of joy for sure, but equally a time of hazard and peril.

As always, Nintendo has packed in a manual with a goldmine of useful tips, keeping both the user and device safe from harm.


Direct sunlight may cause your DSi to go blind.


DSi is not suitable for vampires.


Never allow your DSi behind the wheel.


DSi does not require a jimmy.


Bird tables are just one example of inappropriate storage.


DSi will not enjoy a quick brew.


Bling should be kept to a minimum.


CAUTION: The elderly may not understand.


Be wary of any 3rd party stylus.

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Step said:

Someone has to really enjoy making those illustrations.

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SkullHydra said:

"DSi is not suitable for vampires". Rats! I was hoping to get one.

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Zendalf said:

Does not require a jimmy. I would hope not.

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ChaosKiller said:

Be wary of any 3rd party stylus..

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Nintendo4ever said:

Nice one, SkullHydra.

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Wii Rox said:

These captions are hilarious, way to go WW guy.

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YoshLee said:

Dang it guess I won't be needing these *throws away bling, vampire claws, and a screwdriver*.

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Master Foot said:

Oh my god, each of those captions are classic! Seriously, are people really that stupid? The reason why grandma spit all over the cart is because her dentures are soaking, otherwise, young people and elders with dentures can blow on the cart.

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WIIPINGFORWII said:

Wow they were all good but wayda save the best for last gg wiisworld.

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DantefromDUBAI said:

Ha that was so funny, I like the one with not suitable for vampire. Killer one.

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BrothaZ said:

Aww man. *throws best friend, jimmy, out the window*.

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Grey said:

The elderly one is my favorite.

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Diddy Kong Lover said:

So much for that homebrew stylus I had ready for it.

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BrawlerXtreme said:

Classics! Laughed immediately at the 1st ones.

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Master Foot said:

Maybe grandma thought that the DS cart were her dentures. I'm just sayin.

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