A safety manual released in Japan warns against misuse of the Wii and outlines the hazards.
The Wiimote is not a weapon!
Be very careful not to saw off your own head.
Your Wii runs on electricity, not juice.
If you own a pacemaker, it WILL get jealous of Wiimotes.
Look after your Wii's health, do not let it smoke.
Your Wii does not require clothes.
Good luck charms may hinder your Wii's performance.
Cables are not food.
Wiimotes do not like your feet.
Don't even think about it.
Watch your finger moron.
Don't play with your Wii in the snow.
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User comments
Econo said:
Hahaha, those are funny. I've always liked to make fun of the warnings for the video games and systems. I've seen some pretty funny ones.
wii pwnes said:
Lol.
Chees502 said:
Lol that was good.
Yoshi-1up said:
LOL. That's some funny stuff right there.
Grim said:
Wow those warnings are so bold, they really get to the point. I will never let my Wii have clothes on ever.
Me want Wii said:
Hahaha man that is some funny stuff.
Darby said:
Nintendo is at it again. You should see the ones for the DS!
Elementrat said:
Hehe are these parodies or actual parts of the manual? I can't tell, those Japanese have a completely different style from us Americans. Good one, humor is one of the many reasons I love Wiis world. Remember kids, the Wiimote is NOT a weapon!
Zelda-dude said:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! .
Killer Ape said:
You crazy Japanese people.
Crimson Demon said:
HA he got hit in the face with the Wii remote!
LOZfan said:
The first one was true but the rest was pretty funny.
Smoke said:
I lol'd.
theDancingPenguin said:
Have you guys ever even been Wii blocking? You just sit on a Wii and slide down a snowy hill. It's the most fun you can have without plugging it in!
DragonFoxCoon said:
Wait! Can it fly?
Mike said:
Lol it's basically giving some crazy kids some ideas to destroy their Wiis.
Owlboy said:
That snowman looks PISSED!
Ekaj185 said:
Ohh man, I wouldn't have laughed if those words weren't there. LoL.
quartzlcc said:
XD That was great.
Wii Freak said:
I agree, that's really funny.
Sonic Fan said:
That was funny and yet stupid at the same time.
Wii-Worshiper said:
Haha that was nice, very nice.
i need a wii...eww said:
Rofl that's great, best one is don't let your Wii smoke.
Master Foot said:
Thanks for the warning Nintendo! I already lost a finger!
Jrapocalypse said:
(Watch your finger moron) that was great, I love the japs sense of humor!
Scooby!_Jew said:
Heh, nice. I can't believe they say the Japanese have a superior education, yet they need to know things like "Wiimotes don't like your feet" and that they're only weapons in virtual life, not real life. I hate stereotype!
wii-mote dude said:
Hey, wait! What if you drop it off a twenty-story building? What would that do?
Wiipaw! said:
DARE would be proud.
Gary The Snail said:
Who does that? They were FUNNY! (Bu.. Bu.. But I like to eat cables).
i need a wii...eww said:
Lol, those were great, but for the first one you should have put "yes, I know we all hate nerds, but we don't need to go that far".
Gummii Bear said:
Aww, I live in Alaska and I won't be able to put clothes on my Wii. It will freeze to death. Poor Wii. Please take a minute to mourn for my Wii.
WiiTarded said:
The finger one was totally funny.
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Ur mum said:
Darn I was planning on sawing my head off
5 years ago
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yuh said:
GUHHH
4 years ago
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Leilascool said:
I have the wii U and Nintendo Switch and 3ds and game boy and that is pretty funny and Japan took it to far and someone did a vid on TY
4 years ago
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wii nerd said:
LoL (watch your finger moron) and (dont even think about it)
3 years ago
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wii nerd said:
the wiimote is not a weapon
3 years ago
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wii nerd said:
how do I get japan safty manual
3 years ago
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wii nerd said:
dont step on the wiimote or it will all go pika on your ass
3 years ago
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wii nerd said:
who eats cables? (me me!)
3 years ago